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"No, seriously, it's a smartphone."
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When is a smart phone just a phone?… When it’s a Blackberry
Do you know what the iPhone said to the Blackberry? “iWork”
thanks for the post it was interesting by knowing all the features of smart phone.please update more related to nifty market
trust me....I'm just pretending to look this stupid.
If you push the sides just right, a golden parachute appears.
This is the baby that ought to cinch it for my Apple stock!
According to CBS, there is Corporate Kool-Aid in the Company cafeteria. Can I have some of that too?
...just select the "Home Colonoscopy" app and...
Doh ! I knew we should have went with
The flip phone idea!!!
"Everything's under control. Situation nor-mal. . . Uh, we had a slight equity share malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. Thank you. How are you? . . . Negative! we've had a very large SAR leak. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Uh, large leak, very dangergous. . . Ah, boring conversation anyway!"
Just hold it and smile , if this all works out
I'll be 22 million richer !!!
"I am the great and powerful BlackBerry! . . . Pay no attention to that man behind the phone!"
"Yes we can! See?"
See, my gray blazer matches the keys on the phone---and my hair--and my skin tone--and my future employment opportunities
Ben, This will be perfect for your retirement.
The board of directors is not going to like this.
Beam me up, Icahn!
It's great, if you have really tiny fingers.
No, seriously, I'm a smartphone.
What the hell have I done?
Huh!
We sell phones???
"Et Voilà! A smartphone that can download punch card apps from fortune cookie messages! Only from BlackBerry!"
The cost of this smartphone will be the same as our $6.00 stock price.
The cost of this smartphone will be the same as our $6.00 stock price.
How many Blackberry's does it take for one iPhone trade-in?
Voilà!!! But its too small...
Man, you would be dumb to buy this phone!
"Allow me to introduce to you, my ultimate demise..."
I demanded the fruits of my labor. They gave me a Blackberry. !!!!
What is this thing and what am I supposed to do with it?
... And you'll really cool calling Dick Tracy.
Now this model here is a dumb-phone.
What do I do with this thing?
Theres plenty more where that came from!
It also comes with a new applet to watch our stock price. Wait, what did I say?
It does everything that the new iPhone does and more. Really, really,....
It's the new iBlackberry!
I think this thing is killing my testosterone, bettercarry it in your shirt pocket.
Phone started as a BlackBerry but it went red .
Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.!!!!
Ok let's start the bidding... do I hear $1.00?
"I ran the company into the ground, and all the Board gave me was this lousy whatchamacallit...."
Introducing Blackberry's innovative 2" big screen TV!
This is it? I thought I was getting pie!
This can also be used as a fishing lure!
"Man, if this is a smartphone, I'm a 'Donaudamfschiffartgesellschaftkapitaen!' (captain of Danube steamboat company).
Also:
"The Board made me say that. Now can I go back home (to Germany)."
We're focusing on growth: today's children are tomorrow's business people.
This is all you need!
Trust me, it'll get smaller!
I knew we needed to attract the kids!
We could try to start a retro movement to make our old clunky Blackberry cool again. !!!!
It looks smarter than you
Okay, so it's not so smart anymore.
Sing , "Where have all the crack berry addicts gone? Long time past seen."
This is the best we can do at RIM.. Seriously!
This is the box that going to get rid of obama
No clue or Clueless
I won last week - but am still awaiting the prize..????
Hi Ray J. I sent you an email asking you to confirm your address.
Thanks,
Jeremy
really! you don't want the phone, but we still in business
"Beam me up Scottrade"