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"Please, please, let there be a retirement pension for me in January".
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Retirement QE...Please, Please!
Please , puleeease, do not let my new secret identity be discovered! Please!!!
MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE EASY AFTER QUANTITATIVE EASING.FIASCO.
Don't blow Janet, that´s just an expression.
Lord, Now I lay my head down to sleep. Please prepare Janet for all that bleep.
Lord, Should I just get a real daytime job?
Lord, Is there another alternative besides twerking?
Thankyou Lord for letting me out before the Yellin starts
Father dollar, Forgive me for I have sinned!!
Thank god Life match is over and now it is time to relax
Economists are even able to dismiss the vast weight of empirical evidence against the validity of their model, drawn from economic history, by the simple device of closing their eyes and chanting the ‘as if’ mantra, which goes as follows: it may appear that successful firms owe their success to the exercise of market power. It may appear that once a firm achieves dominance, it is very hard for competitors to break it down. It may appear that the long-standing success and dominance, and the ways in which such qualities are achieved, of companies such as Ford and Procter and Gamble contradict the assumptions of the theory. But, nevertheless, it is ‘as if competition in the sense of the competitive model, with its infinite number of firms, prevails. I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA Today the fiscal cliff we think is over . I sit over are we still waiting for January while we rub nones. At what price we have delayed the democracy the politics
Keep believing the dollars are real, Keep believing the dollars are real, Keep believing the dollars are real,........
I'd give anything for a "real" dollar. I'm tired of wiping my butt with these worthless Fed Reserve Notes.
He's praying to God, "Please don't let me f up the United States economy anymore than I already have!"
Mark Winkle, Founder
Winkle Institute for Worldwide Economic Stability
Father, forgive them, for they (Americans) know not what they do.
*Thinking to himself* - Time to gain the approval of Christians....Giggity
Please end the Government Shutdown.
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ITS PEOPLE FOR WHAT I HAD JUST DONE!!!
Dear Lord Satan, thank you for not letting the sheeple awaken during my tenure as your Don and Consigliore. If they ever find out, like they did with that piss-ant Andrew Jackson that they don't need us to "lend" them worthless paper notes and require them to repay us in equity plus interest, we'll all be joining you sooner than we bargained. But, keep that cozy spot warm for me anyway. See you soon.
DOOOH! Curse you Ron Paul!
Dear Lord, it's Ben. No not Bernie. That's the guy that ran the other Ponzi scheme!
"If I close my eyes like this... do I look like John McCain?"
I see poor people.
"Dear God, please, please, pleeeease, help me fathom the number 17 TRILLION ?!"
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
Lord, thank you for guiding me in my judgement an actions. Please watch over this great country in the coming years.
Sorry Harold, you don't have a clue as to what the "FED" is or has done to this country. Please do a little research and stop listening to the mainstream media that worships this organization, mainly because they are owned by it.
Where's the respect!? After all, I did not do a "Greenspan." You'll see that I am appreciated when I land on my feet in Wall Street!
Beam me up Scottie
Please, let this be silent....
ben, Long Ears, berdonkey,-because he is a total jackass!
Wait til they find out what I really did. And how much!!!!!!!!
He is praying as the Bible says to pray for our enemies.
"please Lord, I am praying for our enemy, obama".
Wait til they find out what I really did!!!!!!!!! and how MUCH!!!!!
Oh Lord, Please.....I'll even shave my beard for a few dollars more !!!
lord is it true,all bankers go to hell
"if they knew what I know, there would be a run on the banks"
"Lord,we do not know each other ,but please help me make through these final days,believable to the many,I have purposely let astray."
lord ive solved the banking crisis,now what about giving me my hair back
Let me think, how did that "Wrecking Ball" video go?
please god don't turn me into kojak,i ,love my hair
If I can just hold this position, maybe they will think I am seeking divine guidance while I nap.
Thank goodness, they agreed to pay my retirement in gold!
Lord...any chance that I can get out of that deal I made with the devil? Please?
Lord, let me give you some advice, "Get out of cash and into commodities and fast".
Thank God the next debt reduction vote won't be on my watch.
WHEW!! I'M OUTA HERE!!!!!
Please let me out before everything goes PUFF!!!!!!!!
"I really hope we are having roast beef tonight. Amen."
"i really hope I didn't leave the printing press on when I left home this morning."
Thank you, dear God, for letting me show my countrymen how good I was/am, than the chinese, at manipulating our currency.
Oh Lord! Please forgive me for not understanding how this will turn out!
Dear God, I only need one more good score from the stock market and I'll be able to afford that awesome house in Aspen. Please let my next speech create a lot of volatility where I can get in nice and low and then get out at a nice profit before this whole thing crashes around us...
dear abba,just give me back my hair and I promise no more banking crisis
Till my Term I did my JOB
Whew! They think I did a good job even after all the economy crashes!!
I pray to you my lords Rothschild, Rockefeller, JP Morgan and Goldman to deliver me swiftly into retirement at my home on Jekkyl Island. Amen.
Dear God, please let it be one of those country club prisons ...
PLEASE NEVER PUT ME IN A MIDDLE CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD AFTER THEY'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT I'VE DONE TO THEM.
Please forgive me for I didn't know what I was doing
Bitches think I'm praying but I'm really just exhausted from binge watching the entire "Breaking Bad" series
... bless mommie and daddy, and all those bond holders.
I can't believe I crashed the whole thing.
"I hope this Country knows that I saved our economy from going into a 2nd Great Depression."
Oh God please have Obama meet his 78 virgins now!
Strength lies in calmness.
Hmmmm. ...I wonder where they'll place that statue of me when I leave the Fed?
One last dive...for the Gold Medal...for the Gold Medal. Wait, gold isn't worth that much anymore....
Please let me replace Jay Leno. Or was it Conan? Or the Jimmy guy?
Oh God, Let the Keynesians be right.
Please, Oh Lord, tell me what the hell's going on!!??
Dear Satan,
I have done your bidding (created trillions of dollars electronically), B.S.ed the public, and ensured the downfall of the U.S.A. (Hyperinflation will eventually result)! Satan, as we both know, my works will create a two class USA; the wealthy and the third world like enslaved. I did all of this for you, Satan, and I expect to be rewarded in my next life! As they say, "better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven"! Ode to you Satan, my hero and my savior! Bless me Satan!
Sincerely,
Helicopter Ben (Bernanke)
Replace "Satan" with "Obama" for same result!
This Helicopter is full of money and it is not running right. I have to keep throwing out the heavy money to keep it in the air. It sure makes a lot of people below happy. Money blowing in the wind spreads everywhere. I am only concerned with right now. Just don't want this thing to crash while I am in it. My plan is to give the Helicopter to Yellen for Christmas.
Please can you help me be somewhere else
Thank God, she'll have to face the consequences.
Why can't everyone appreciate that China gets away for many decades by manipulating their currency and I am only trying to do the same for the USA!
Why can't everyone appreciate that China gets away for many, many years by manipulating their currency and I am only trying to do the same for the USA!
Dear god,.... Wait a second dear Frank Vanderlip, Henry P. Davison, Charles D. Norton, Benjamin Strong J. D. Rockefeller and Paul Warburg, and John Keynes.
I hope we can we can print more money, allowing society to be more in control I know these were your plans and only hope to fulfill your wishes, I will order more printing presses to accomplish this for you, turning society into slaves, this will allow your family to take over more control of the world, we are only 3 countries short ( North Korea, Syria, and Iran ). Please Jekyll island masters give me the strength to keep fooling society, and soon it will be ares.....THE WORLD moooohahahahaha.
Now back to fooling congress, they buy anything I say I can get anything past them now, now that Dr.Paul is gone. Baaaahahaha and these guys believe me
Please have Jaime call and say he's had his fill.
“I assure this committee that, if I am confirmed, I will be strictly independent of all political influences.”
“Under a paper-money system, a determined government can always generate higher spending and hence positive inflation,” ...
When I asked to become unstuck, I meant my hands from this superglue.
Give me Quantitative Easing, and give them debt.
Gabe Yee,
Patrick Henry could not have said it better!! But Patrick Henry was not quoted as saying his version until 17 years after his death. This begs the point, you are probably closer to the truth than even you know. Patrick Henry wanted to amend the Constitution 147 times before it was enacted. It was only a wicked Philadelphia Thunderstorm which saved the Constitution by sending the delegates to their rooms. No one was there to hear Patrick rant. Kind of like Ben.
Why didn't you let Jimmy Dimon replace me?
Why didn;t you let Jimmy Dimon replace me?
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Why didn't you let
Why didn;t you let Jimmy Dimon replace me?
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"I sure hope They Keep our Line of Credit Open for those Huge Monthly Paper & Ink order's for our US Mint"
A wishful prayer for a heavenly intercession.
bless this mess
Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner?
So long suckers , did you enjoy the ride.
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Janet Yellen my course to keep."
"Dear Lord, I just found out that John Maynard Keynes created his economic system as an economic weapon for use against his country's enemies. Does this mean Keynesian Economics are not even designed to work"?
"All I want for Christmas is a BIGGER PRINTING PRESS, a BIGGER HELICOPTER, and a BIGGER DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY"!
" Sure glad I'm done with that job "
I like this one!
"That was the last question--Please, Please tell me my DEPENDS held up"!
Of course, in the long run this will end badly, but as John Maynard Keynes said, "But this long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead."
"I know it's YOUR airport, but PLEASE don't seat Me next to Ron Paul all the way to California".
ZZZzzzzzzz..... (The End)
May The Good Lord deliver me from the wrath of the multitudes.
Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear. Whoa --- livin' on a prayer.
Thank god, the competent ones understand I did a great job, under difficult conditions.
Please let this PONZI scheme continue.
Great captions all, keep them coming.
Thanks for all your captions.
Regards,
Adam
Adam Hewison
President, INO.com
Co-Founder of MarketClub.com
Mmmm, I must appear contempletive...
Please give me an audience for a change that actually understands economics!
God I will be glad when Janet takes over!
"think dam*it, think.....where the he*l did I hide that key to my safety deposit box....."
Lord, forgive me,I have sined against America.
Oh, please let me get to the Cayman Islands before this Ponzi scheme collapses.
I still have a little hair left......
...10 weeks and counting down.. We can make it.
Oh, Lord, please, please forgive me for all my sins. I had no choice. Amen
The Lord answers: Rrright!
and God bless Goldman Sachs, and God bless Harry Reid, and.......
Dear Santa, If only I could spend all the money I've printed...
God, don't let them find out I don't know what I'm doing.
Please don't let this bubble break until I'm out of here.
Dear Fed, At last it will be someone else's d--n problem.
One day at a time, that's all I'm asking from you.......
my caption: "lord you took my hair, now let's discuss my wife"
Please forgive me, I didn't mean to do it...
(To the music of The Lord's Prayer) Our Fed Chairman, who art in pre-retirement, shallowed be thy game...
I hope,dear God, that I have jetisoned enough billions down there to soften my crash landing.
Please tell me I didn't just s__t myself.....
LOL- The best!
God, you know how I love to devastate the short sellers and make the president look good. Bless me with another three months of this recurring instant gratification.
Amen
God, you know how I love to devastate the short sellers and make the president look good. Bless me with another three months of this recurring instant gratification.
Amen
Here is my other caption, “How do we get out of this mess?”
Just two more months
Oh pleaseYeshua let it be January when I wake up in the morning.